my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I think my moral compass just broke
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