I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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