brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
After last night, I could never be a politician.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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