I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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