In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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