i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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