note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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