ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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