it's like iHOP with fire
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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