These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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