I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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