If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.