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• (231): View more from Michigan

  At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge

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• (305): View more from Florida

  She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.

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