Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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