Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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