dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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