did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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