Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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