Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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