i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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