Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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