If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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