Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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