some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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