Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
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