that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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