so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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