You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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