so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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