I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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