at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Randomize