I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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