I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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