i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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