i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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