you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth