i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.