Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle