Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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