My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He better not be in your backpack
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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