Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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