Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Are we still banned from the library?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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