She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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