how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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