He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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