so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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