i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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