pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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