Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?