put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
