Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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