Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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