I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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