Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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